Thursday, July 24, 2014
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

enemaroberts:

zayn remembering it’s been 4 years probably

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

z-eniith:

this happened

z-eniith:

this happened

socomicallygay:

in honor of the fourth anniversary of one direction, a moment of silence for everything else i could have been doing with my life

hesquitefinished:

glittercalum:

HOLY FUCK

#SO ITS ANOTHER 8, 9, OR MAYBE EVEN 10 HOURS OF WATCHING THESE 5 IDIOTS DO RANDOM THINGS #AND NOT EVEN HAVING TIME TO PEE BC YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING #I NEED PEE BREAKS THIS TIME #PLEASE

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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jimjampageykins:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

the fucking mascot is named fappy

jimjampageykins:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

the fucking mascot is named fappy

(Source: horrornovel)

calmthehood:

I would like to address the sold out sign on the wall of the bedroom in the Amnesia lyric video because I feel as though it went unnoticed. I don’t want to read into it too much but is it possible that it could be implying that as fame increased, so did the pressure on the relationship causing it to break? I love all the cinematography in this video, it’s done perfectly. 

calmthehood:

I would like to address the sold out sign on the wall of the bedroom in the Amnesia lyric video because I feel as though it went unnoticed. I don’t want to read into it too much but is it possible that it could be implying that as fame increased, so did the pressure on the relationship causing it to break? I love all the cinematography in this video, it’s done perfectly. 

SOULMATE:

Line breaks: soul|mate

Pronounciation: /ˈsəʊlmeɪt
  • A person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs
  • A person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.

(Source: iheart-stonefield)

myskinnybones:

kanyeuniversecity:

that time Kanye was on Wild N’ Out

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